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Tuesday, 9 April 2013

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He just cannot keep his cheesy mouth shut!

In many parts of the UK people, mainly from the left side of life, have been celebrating Maggie Thatchers death by boozing all night. Some politicians find ths behaviour disrespectful; well maybe they should ask dead coalminers their opinions..

However, the organisers of the parties have vowed to celebrate Tony Blair's death in a similar fashion because Blair has again opened his very loud mouth and condemned the celebrations.

As we all know Tony Blair was rather a scoundrel during his period as PM and is now a respected (cough, cough) global ambassador for Britain. He is especially loved in Iraq and whilst visiting Baghdad, he's not allowed to exit the British Embassy just in case he gets his head blown off and rightly so.

The party makers cannot wait until Tony "pops his clogs" and have revamped the song being sung in Argentina for Maggie; "Don't cry for me Argentina" (what else) and renamed it, "Don't cry for me Al Qaeda", because that was his legacy in Iraq.

Osama Bin Laden, meanwhile has welcomed Maggie to heaven or hell and will begin political discussions with her because he feels they shared the same beliefs, power at all costs, and both hated Bush & Blair!

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