Written by queen mudder
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Topics: moon, Fire

Thursday, 7 September 2006

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Lunar eclipse over Stonehenge....ancient site of Traitors' Gate

Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain - (Associated Mess) As today's eclipsed full moon in the sign of Pisces rose over the ancient megaliths of Stonehenge, a shiver of grim certainty gripped the United Kingdom that a foul cabbal of Hell Fire Club criminals masquerading as politicians, military personnel, spooks, cops and their associated apologists has at last been cornered at No 10 Downing Street.

All this week frantic activity in Whitehall's corridor of power has centered around a massive rearguard all-Party action to protect Cherry Bush QC - the daughter of Margaret Thatcher and Robert Maxwell RIP - as the shadow of the Traitors' Gate gibbet loomed menacingly over the simpering barrister's putrid butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-ass facade.

But to no avail.

The anti-terrorist police evidence has emerged as conclusive, damning and utterly unequivocal: a monster has been disguised as the successful human rights lawyer-wife of the UK Prime Minister, the legal eagle with a sharp eye for the headlining main chance, the spouse/consort of Adolf Hitler's grandson spawned by the Prince Philip lookalike doppelganger head of the Hell Fire Club of Great Britain.

And now she emerges as the driving force behind brainwashed young Asian heroin peddlers hell-bent on self-immolation glory against the global organised crime cartel run by George W Bush in Washington DC - fullfilling the ancient prophecies of Armageddon, Apocalypse and Soddem 'N' Gomorrah.

As the Sun traverses the bountiful sign of Virgo along with the planets Venus, Mercury and Mars, opposing the eclipsed Moon's conjunction with flashy Uranus in the sign of the fishes, Planet Earth emits a shudder of imminent Second Coming of the forces of Law and Order as the Blairs and Bushes scurry behind their minders and protectors in a last-ditch attempt to cling to the depravity of their obsession.

Now as the world's media gathers in central London outside Downing Street in preparation for the imminent announcement of the Downfall of the House of Mountbatten, the gloves are off and the gallows are being wheeled out to Traitors' Gate in preparation for the final showdown that Ronald Reagan, Bush 1 and Margaret Thatcher spawned with such certainty of success......

Latest UK bookmakers' odds for a military coup tis weekend have shortened to 5/4 FAV.

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