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Sunday, 17 March 2013

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Osborne Caught in the Act

George Osborne has been caught with his pants down - again! He was clearly seen leaking on the grave of Karl Marx somewhere in London. A video on YouTube shows the Chancellor prick in hand clearly pissing onto the grave.

Tories have claimed that Osborne had the right target and his verdict on Marx was accurate. But Marxist scholar Dr Hoho Brendician described the action as 'sacrilegeous'.

Ed Miliband said Osborne was peeing on his father's idol and this was 'a leak too far'.

After last year's omnishamble budget Tories were hoping for tax avoidance to become the flavour of the month but now the Osborne leak has ruined their plans.

'How can we legislate for people to be able to avoid tax if they are powerful and rich when Osborne can't find a toilet?' asked Sir Toby Wealthy-Filth. Rumours that irate back benchers are ready to pull the plug on Osborne are rife.

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