In a dramatic attempt by the Catholic Church to get up to date, Cardianals meeting in Room 101 prior to electing a new Pope, have agreed that the new Pope must be able to dance the Harlem Shake.
Cardinanal Archie Creepy announced the new policy after emerging from the Room 101 meeting. 'We met George Orwell in there' he said 'and his advice was to get 'with it'. For too long we have been out of step with the bulk of humanity. Now we shall lead the world into a new era'.
Prospective Popes among the Cardinanals have been wiggling their arses or asses, depending on which part of the world they come from. One told us that he felt 'liberated' he added that 'these black guys know a thing or two about loosening up.'
An African Pope is not high on the agenda although rumours that the Pole Dance will also be introduced have been firmly denied. 'That is for women' we were told 'we haven't gone quite that far yet.'