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Tuesday, 26 February 2013

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He certainly aint no Billly Butlin, but he could be a Mickey Mouse; no that's an insult to Mickey!

Before Blair and Bush invaded Iraq they had plans of turning the country into one of most popular holiday destinations after Dubai and the Isle of Dogs.

In a BBSee interview, Blair admitted that the plan has dismally failed and Billy Butlins would never be stupid enough to build a holiday camp there, although most Internet Game Players beg to differ. They love a bit of bloodshed, blowing up their enemies, suicide bombers; shooting each other's brains out, body parts flying through the air, etc; in fact Iraq would be the perfect place for a bit of real action!

Blair has attempted to convince Ryan Air and Easy Jet to start daily flights into Baghdad Central airport, but they have both refused because they prefer airports a thousand miles away from the city centres and they are worried that suicide bombers may blow up their tyres whilst landing.

History has proven that Bush and Blair were a right pair of blunderers and even though Tony is still attempting to convince the world he was right to invade Iraq with the US, Disneyland have still not offered him a CEO postion on their board because they certainly won't be going to Iraq to open up a Disneyland Special on the outskirts of Baghdad: They are too frightened that Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck get kidnapped by Al Qaeda terrorists!

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