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Topics: Animals, Cryogenics

Tuesday, 26 February 2013

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A grotesque, bloated beast has been found washed ashore by a dog walker in Tenby, West Wales.

The hideous, "Beast of Tenby" has a bloated body, which is partially covered in dark fur. It looks like a hybrid, of a dog, horse and a pig. It's mouth is opened in a snarling grimace.

The pockmarked, purpling carcass has long claws like a bear and tufts of what appears to be a horses, or a donkey's mane. However, its carcass resembles a pig. The teeth of the beast are long and fierce. It is like no animal ever seen on earth and is a chimera or hybrid of different animal species.

Its eyes are large and intelligent and there is a look of fear in the beasts large and beguiling eyes. It has the look of a sentient, feeling being. Who knows what went through the beast's mind before it went to it's watery grave.

The presence of this poor creature begs the question, why? Who knows what evil and horror has gone into creating this animal hybrid in what Frankenstein Laboratory.

This nightmarish, is akin to the poor hairless chimeras found on the beaches of Manhattan, the Hamptons and New York. The Manhattan monster resembles a gargantuan, bloated rat. Sceptics have said that is is the remains of a roasted pig which has been thrown from the shore. But pigs don't resemble it in any way, shape or form. This hideous creature has humanoid fingers on the end of long, distended limbs. The 'Montauk Monster' has a weird birds beak and a pig's body and the paws of a raccoon.

Conspiracy theorists and crytologists are claiming that this animal are hybrids with humans and have created in top secret animal research laboratories. For military reasons this hybrids are created as a potential deadly weapon which can be dispatched against an unsuspecting enemy and they can be infected with biological, fatal viruses which could wipe out a city.

However, looking in the sad eyes of the "Beast of Tenby" it is undeniable it has something noble and majestic in its gaze as if it is self aware and sentient. The poor animal was probably, intelligent and self aware and was sorry that it was ever born. Perhaps it realised that the scientists had spliced together human and animal DNA and made a monster which could never by loved and belong anyhwhere and live it's life with dignity. The creature looked as if it had escaped from a living hell and that it had swam to get away from its cruel inhuman captors which had created a 'monster' which should never have been born.

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