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Topics: London, Sexy

Wednesday, 12 November 2003

This morning on her way to work, a sexy South African girl got MASHED by a tube train. Having run to the trainstation in pouring rain, she stood calmly waiting for her train.

They came and gone one by one and when her train arrived she smiled in relief for she thought she'd make it to work on time for a change. Being the most curtious person to ever use the London Underground Service, she always greeted station attendants and helped struggling civilians.

But today she was killed by not fate, but the greed of commuters in London.Their greed to get a seat on the train exceeds a normal human being's understanding. As the train pulled into the station she was shoved to the front by trainhungry cannibals and thrown to the side before she bounced of a big fat lady and landed under the train.Mashed,to pieces.

Only her white fur jacket left lying on the tracks with her head kissing the trains arse. An investigation resumed today on why London Commutors are all Ill-mannerd,dirty,rude,selfish and canabalistic.

A memorial service will be held on the tracks at Kings Cross station tomorrow morning. Expect the usual delays in trainarrivals, and as usual; Dont expect to get to work on time.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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