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Friday, 22 February 2013

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Angry Tory Peer Lord McAlpine is said to be irate over Sally Bercow's tweet to her 56,000 followers implying that he was a paedophile.

The feisty blond bombshell deleted her 'libellous' tweet on the advice of her lawyers. Jonathon Creek actor, Jonathon Davies, also made the mistake of trying to mistakenly 'out' McAlpine.

Sally Bercow faces being sued through a court of law and publicly humiliated for perjury and slander and 'perverting' the cause of justice.

Poor dizzy Sally thought it was 'terrific fun' to trash 'fuddy duddy' McAlpine's reputation and drag his name through the mud.

However, McAlpine will be 'having the last laugh' and he will sue Sally Bercow for every penny she has. It will teach Twitter uses to Tweet responsibly in future. The message is do not Tweet in haste in case you come to regret it when it is too late.

The hard drinking 'ladette' has few regrets however has she has since repopened her Twitter account and has on more than one occasion caused further controversy.

Indiscreet Sally disclosed sensitive information in naming the name of a young girl who had run away with her teacher. She was warned by the police that she had disclosed information which was 'privileged' information as it was about a minor. After McAlpine 'gaffe' Sally once again used Twitter inappropriately in naming the underage girl. It is remarkable that 'storm in a bedsheet' Sally had not learned her lesson in discretion.

Boastful Sally bragged that in her miss-spent youth she was a 'ladette' who would drink two bottles of wine a night and have one night stands.

Hugh Heffner has his eye on 'perky' blonde Sally for a possible new playmate in his Play Boy Mansion. Randy old goat Heffner eyed Sally wrapped in her bedsheet and said she "seemed like one heck of a girl". Rebellious Sally has been on Big Brother and has appeared on a reality programme where she moved in with a gypsy. Sally has not seen the error of her ways and is drunk on power and privilege and finds the chiming of Big Ben a 'turn on'. More toe curlingly embarrasing still for hubby John is the revelation that her favourite gadget is a 'sex toy'. Sally quipped, "Mr B is not happy with me at all even though I might be able to get celebrity endorsement work for Anne Summer. He does not appreciate my two big assets!".

Cameron is excrutiatingly embarrassed and wishes Sally Bercow would 'just go a very long way away'. Husband Speaker John Bercow is considering divorce and is worried that he might have to 'pay up' if Lord McAlpine sues Sally he could lose the roof over his head and all his assets.

Dishonest Sally lied on the CV about gaining a Theology Degree at Oxford University and just gave up college after two years to be a 'good time' party girl.

Sally's husband John Bercow the Common's Speaker was embarrassed when his wife heckled David Cameron in House of Commons. Feisty Sally planned to stand as a Labour Party Candidate. Ed Milliband managed to stop her standing as a candidate for the Eastleigh By-Election.

The Queen was disappointed that William and Kate invited John and Sally Bercow as guests at the Royal wedding. One courtier was heard murmuring, "Vulgar, vulgar vulgar" under his breath when he saw the guest list.

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