Salisbury, Wiltshire - (Associated Mess): A new and awesome crop circle image has appeared on Salisbury Plain this month and is wreaking havoc among bent security/intelligence spooks charged with erasing the Bush/Blair criminal records of the 1960s onwards.
The iconic image features the sigil of the Cosmic Thought Police who are believed to be at the heart of the Secret Universal Government that has been watching with horror the proliferation of the Bush infestation on Earth since the middle of World War II.
The icon appeared as a crop circle near Stonehenge in the United Kingdom's supernatural humbug belt best known for its unrelenting role as the Cosmos's satyrical message board.
It features the horrified expression of the Universe's Chief Inquisitor General shortly after hearing yet another George Bush speech at the White House where the US President re-affirmed his right to wear the Moral Majority's mantle of leadership and courage in times of adversity.
The last known appearance of this awesome Cosmic image was shortly before the Nazi invasion of Poland in 1939 when the icon was seen to be spitting venom in the direction of Adolf Hitler in a crop-formation wheatfield just south of Nuremberg.
This month's cataclismic apparition bodes ill for historians and secret keepers of all persuasions who were coralled at the end of 1980 by the Ronnie Raygun/Bush1 administration into rewriting Earth history just so that Bush2 could eventually slime his way into the White House.
Earlier this week, the Ministry of Defence's Alien Entities Directorate was seen conducting what looked like highly technical analysis operations on the crop formation on Salisbury Plain using one of the Duchy of Cornwall's organic soil sampling devices normally reserved for stable-clearance duties behind Horseguards parade in Central London.
A spokesman for the MoD was quoted last night as saying that the icon under investigation may be part of the redundant Reagan/Bush1 Star Wars disinformation programme which planted horrific gargoyle-like imagery on strategic sites in Northern Europe in its blackmail bid to get the Thatcher Administration to accept nuclear warheads on US bases in Greenham Common.
But this theory has been dismissed as 'crap' by leading Cosmos academic experts who stress that the appearance of this latest sigil imagery is a dire warning of an imminent occurence of cataclysmic proportions.
Related websites are offering odds of 6/4FAV on the fall of Blair and the House of Mountbatten, and 7/4 on a double-whammy of the CIA also busting the Bush2 Administration this weekend.
General Pinochet is under house arrest.