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Thursday, 7 February 2013

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A Prison Yesterday

Disgraced and humiliated Lib Dem MP Chris Huhne has asked to be given a community sentence in regards to his recent guilty plea for perjury and perverting the course of justice.

In the biggest scandal to hit Whitehall since plebgate and George Gallopaway winning local elections after appearing on Celeb BB, Huhne is afraid of doing porridge and becoming some 'Big Daddy's Bitch' if he is sent to jail.

Support for Huhne to be spared jail time has been immense as FlakeBook created an online survey for and against him going to prison and becoming a 'New Fish Bitch' which would entail him having to iron clothes, polish shoes, mop floors and occasionally bend over and pick up the soap.

Well educated Huhne was a Lib Dem Cabinet Minister for a short time achieving nothing really except nurturing the belief that he was above the law, even going as far as riding a Harley Davidson motorbike and wearing a Judge Dredd mask repeating the famous Judges line, 'I am the LAW' but obviously he wasn't.

Huhne's ex-wife Katy Pryce's evidence was paramount in his conviction as the taped conversations were released in the media to the shock of the elderly jurors who had never heard the word C.U.N.T before and had to be treated for shock.

Top Spoof Political Editor, Mr. Phani Tikkla, today spoke to a prison official who could not be named for legal reasons said: 'If Huhne came into my prison, within days he would be running around in leather trousers with the arse cheeks cut out. And that's before the inmates got their hands on him'.

To support Huhne's petition for and against him going to prison, sign in to FlakeBook at www.flakebook.Idon't have a real life.com

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