Tory MPs are turning their backs on the Government in a stand on Gay Marriage. Backbenchers, who never went to a Public School, are not willing to go into the Lobbies with their fellows.
'We draw the line at Gay Marriage' said Ray Parsnip, educated at the local Comprehensive, 'We think Marriage should be between a man and a woman so there!'
Some Tories, who know all about games at Eton, think the fellows are living in a bygone age when 'Queer Bashing' was all the rage. 'We are not living in the days of Oscar Wilde' said one 'it is about time some people realised that we are no longer in the 20th century.'
David Cameron, who attempts to face both ways on most issues, has complained that the renegades in his ranks should have had enough after his UKIP speech on Europe.