A UK man with 200K to spare felt it burning in his pockets and God kept telling him to spend it on one of his impoverished churches. The Devil had different ideas and wanted him to "blow it" on sex, drugs and rock and roll.
After going for a walk up Snowdonia and meeting God he swore he would give it to the church, but the devil wasn't having any of that so he again tempted the man and after coming down he went to the local boozer and got totally pissed.
But God works in mysterious ways and presented the man with a ginormous hang-over and whispered in his very sensitive ears, "see this is what happens if you listen to Satan and not me!"
Two days later and two bottles of aspirins later the man turned up at the church and donated his 200K. The slightly shocked priest after receiving the money, asked him why? And the man answered, "God told me to do it because a hang-over in the head is not worth two in the fiery bushes of hell, amen!"