Afghanistan - According to Our-Man-In-Kabulshit the TV interview joins the ranks of film hoax greats including Zaprudder's 1963 JFK assassination footage, Neil Armstrong's 'one small step for man' leg-pull and Ray Santilli's video recording of Princess Diana's autopsy.
The horribly staged footage showing Harry piloting Apache choppers in Afghanistan was meant to wow UK audiences in atonement for tasteless, hardcore antics at Seizures Palace, Las Vegas last year.
It's now been pulled along with the BBC's head of faking, hoaxes and celluloid bollocks following an outcry by the Serious Fraud Orifice.
Commenting on the decision to shred the interview a spokesperson at St James's Palace admitted the entire princely household - as well as that of Wills and Kate - is part of a disastrous republican smokescreen upping some useless KGB non-entities to royal status.
"It's all crap to buy some street cred in the wake of Jimmy Savile stuff," the source said.
"Wanna see pix of Kate Middleton's insemination aboard the alien mothercraft?"