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Saturday, 19 January 2013

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BLACKMALI for Africa

The famous right right right wing newspaper the Daily Mali has beaten all other media outlets in the great Scramble for Africa!

Their West African hack recently released by Ripup Murdoch, Rebeccah Book, has pulled off the scoop of the century with a special edition of the Daily Mali for West Africa, to be called BLACKMALI.

A slight problem has arisen however for African BLACKMALI readers who have French as their first language. The new African edition, to be edited by Book, is naturally in English.

However Mali admirers will be assured that even French speaking Africans will understand Referendum on Europe NOW - the headline for the first African edition of BLACKMALI.

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