Written by TGBamford
Print this
Topics: squatters, Eviction

Monday, 14 January 2013

In scenes reminiscent of the dark days of the poll tax riots, squatters who had taken up residence in London houses were forcibly evicted by riot clad police officers.

The squatters representatives, named only as Cameron and Osbourne were dragged screaming and kicking out of the abandoned buildings and complained that no one was living there at present and it was criminal that tories should not occupy them. "It's their god given privileged right to live there" said the pair "and no law of the land or any electorate will deprive them of that right"

However, a spokesperson for the police stated that these people had no right to be in those buildings. "No enough people voted for them", the officer said, "and as far as the law is concerned they have violated the nation and conducted an illegal occupation for too long".

Make TGBamford's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 plus 4?

5 6 21 11
57 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more