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Saturday, 12 January 2013

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Even Beelzebub himself thinks horrid Jimmy sucks

London - Police have found the dead perv's millions in a Swiss slush fund for brats of satanic hos.

Their existence has been a government secret ever since the year dot according to sources at Operation Upper Gumtree.

It means that Savile bought the offsprings' silence with secret handouts of up to half a million squid.

That took care of ugly devil worship rumors that blighted much of his career as a regular dirty old man.

And meant that his official estate only came to about £4 million.

"Looks like he ran a stable-load of satan worshiping hookers," our-man-with-the-bell-book-n-candle commented today, "to acts as his PR 'eyes and ears'."

As we go to press this weekend there are gagging injunctions flying around about the ID of Jimmy's secret brats - and the women who bore them for this Mastery of Depravity.

Suffice to say that some eminent pillars of the Establishment have guaranteed the perpetual anonimity of all concerned.

The Old Queen Mum's turning in her grave.

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