Labour Party leader and failed experiment, Little Eddie Milipeed, has reputedly offered to 'bury the hatchet with elder sibling, the slathering eye-piercing David 'Renfield' Milipeed.
Seemingly, Dave, who vanished from the political scene after the last election has been residing with the Prince of Darkness, Count Mandelson at his 'Castle' in fashionable Regents Park.
Having recently visited Parliament to get an update on the day to day conniving Dave got quite excited when he noted the cockroaches on the front benches were larger than the those at Castle Mandelson.
This in turn has lead him to seek a potential return to politics in the not too distant future ably supported by his 'guardian' The Prince of Darkness himself! The latter has been grooming the elder Milipeed in the fine art of machiavellianism and puppet mastery and is keen to enter the shadowy halls of Parliament again.
However, the Prince is wary of his arch enemy namely, Ed Van Ballsing who has already 'staked his claim' on the Labour benches and hopes to become party leader one day.
The Prince of Darkness is hoping that any hatchet burying will indeed be between Little Eddies shoulder blades leaving the path wide open for his protege, Dave to take control. This in turn would see him getting his teeth into a nice little earner on the back benches!