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Tuesday, 4 December 2012

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Let's Drink to the Quins

A shock announcement from Buckingham Palace has revealed that Kate - sometimes now as the Duchess of Cambridge - is going to have QUINS!!!!!

Royal Watcher Benjamin Crawler, hardly able to contain his excitement, heralded the news as the most amazing event of the Universe.

However there is trouble in store for the Cambridge couple. Which of their Quins should be Monarch first when Father William passes on?

'If they are all born on the same day' Crawler advised 'then the first to appear might be thought to be first to the throne, but it could be argued that they would all be equally valid as the Monarch right after William.'

The Duke of Edinburgh, who hopes to be around when the Quins come to throne, has suggested that the Quins should fight it out among themselves. 'The last one alive gets the job' their great grandfather said.

The Queen is not happy with this idea. She wants the first one out to be the first one in.

Kate and William have taken on the patronage of the Harlequins in honour of the forthcoming five. 'The Famous Five' cried Kate 'will all be a handful but they will decide amongst themselves the order in which they should be monarchs.'

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