The news that at least three people have been waiting for has arrived! Tests have shown that a full moon does not make the insane any more insane than they already are. This is great news for most of the readers of Back and to the Lefts news stories as a large amount of our readership have recently admitted to being the sort of people who wear tin foil hats every time they step out of the house.
The results of the moon study were delivered by Mr Paul Paul from Fort Paull in the East Riding Of Yorkshire.
"It's been a fallacy that's has doggedly followed crazy people round like a cat chasing a mouse, whose eyeing up a slice of cheese whilst trying to disarm the mouse trap using only it's cunning. Something the cat knows only too well. At least now we no longer have to fear the moon! Only the sun and it's dreaded rays of light."
Back and to the Left news fears that the results of the study may be a little misleading as Mr Paul. Paul delivered his speech to a hedge row, wearing nothing but fishing waders and nipple tassels and under a full moon.