A massive argument has erupted at the annual Dorking Dance Off held at Dorking Town Hall. It started just after the tango as the Bollywood dancers came in while the ballet dancers waited for their turn. As heated looks were exchanged, the belly dancers arrived.
Stood in the middle of the three groups was William Morris.
"It turns out that William Morris was in the Bollywood and ballet groups," said organiser Samantha Barr. "He was both a Bolly dancer and a Ballet dancer. However, he wanted to quit both and become a belly dancer."
It isn't the first time that William Morris has had a confrontation over dancing, when he wanted to become a morris dancer so much, he changed his name so that every dance he did was a morris dance. Merely exposing his stomach was not enough for the belly dancers, they needed more.
"We require slippers, chiffon and tits," said Bella Daniels. "Bill tried to force us to take him, but we were having none of it. No tits, no belly dancing."
Both the Bollywood dancers and the ballet dancers accused William Morris of being a traitor and wanted to throw him from their groups.
"At that point things got violent," said Miss Barr. "Bill was in the face of everybody, the way he was getting from one group to another showed his amazing moves off to their full potential."
Eventually, the belly dancers wanted him, the ballet dancers wanted him, and the Bollywood dancers wanted him.
"He's basically forced his way into all three groups," said Sam Barr. "Yes, I know. Billy, the Bolly ballet belly dancer, is a bully."