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Topics: Mars, Abu Qatada

Friday, 16 November 2012

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In a shocking announcement, the UK Government has revealed its plans to 'kill 2 birds with one stone' as plans to combine solving the controversial issue of Abu Qatada, with the development of a UK Space Programme.

USA (The UK Space Agency) had been meeting challenges given the significant cost of its proposed 'land a man on the surface of Mars' however the tide of public opinion has turned and now wildly supports the £100BN initiative following the announcement that the pilot of the expedition will be the troublesome cleric himself.

Especially with the announcement that the fuel supply on the ship would only support a one way journey.

The Prime Minister announced earlier "it appears that the concerns that the UK courts have about his deportation to Jordan do not seem to apply to the red planet of Mars. As such, blasting him on to the surface of the planet made up of 95% carbon dioxide, is entirely legal. Also, as he will be the only person there, he can say what he wants. And if the Jordan Space initiative want to go and get him - they are welcome to."

On this news, David Cameron's approval rating rocketed.

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