Special to The Spoof from the Burning Rome News- There is grief this evening in the city of piety, pity and plenty o' pottery.
"Vaginitus", the long beloved Ruffled Belgian Tantamount has passed on, leaving no siblings, no progeny and certainly, no equal.
As this seemingly meaningless event shaped furious commentary by the usual major blowers over blame and conservation efforts in the lower Nile dictionary, a little known secret was being hosed down for refilthification and use by the same factory that brought us all those fuzzy dice we hang from the rear view mirrors in our cars!
It would seem that "chance" and "equality" have some meeting place after all, if the zoo's gift shop has it right: poor "Vagi" has her own deck of playing cards. They are very cleverly marked (for proper cheating) and feature that "Famous Aroma", the Tantamount is well, tantamount to.