West Ham striker Lewis Caroll is currently in wonderland, experiencing the world beyond the looking glass. Although Caroll has not been hitting goals, his teammate Nolie has been putting the ball in the net.
This leaves West Ham in a wonderland they had never imagained existed. Caroll - known to his friends as 'The Giant' - has brought West Ham to life and with the aid of manager Sam Alderdice has put Arsenal in its place and is now searching for a Tea Party in Europe.
Big Sam in an exclusive Spoof interview thanked West Ham fans for the fairy tale start to the seasoon for the Hammers. 'I know there are those who think our bubble will burst' he told us 'but with Caroll's invention we can be sure that this amazing story will continue.'
Upton Park is shaken with supporters having nothing to complain about, wandering the streets looking for the latest edition of Caroll's wonderland adventures.
'It's like being back in the nursery' said one 'I'm in a land I can hardly believe in! I'm only worried that I might wake up.''