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Topics: David Cameron

Thursday, 8 November 2012

Cammy and his mate Cleggy are to rush through emergency legislation to lower the age of consent for sex with small boys, after the PM was ambushed on TV by a concerned presenter. Speculation is for the age to be lowered to eight, which should serve to get most of the deviant MP's, bent coppers and perverted TV personalities off the hook. The unlucky perverts that dabbled with the lower age group will just have to take their chances with the law and hope they get a bent judge, a fellow public school boy.

The new legislation will save the bacon and titles of many so called respectable peers of the realm, but it will not stop the names of the creatures from being placed in the public domain. Just like being on the common man's sex offenders register.

Mr Schofield is to made a saint by the Pope, providing he does not name any church officials in his next public exposure. We believe he is about to out the senior Paedo copper responsible for the Dunblane massacre, when this pillar of society allowed his fellow pervert and purveyor of small boys to retain his firearms certificate.

Definitions.
Fag is the name for a junior public school boy who is forced to do distasteful chores for a senior pupil, hence the modern and often misused term Faggot.
Westminster Bender is the term for an elite band of highly paid civil servants repansible for most of Britain's anti English legislation.
Poshboy is the term used for one who is born to rule regardless of his intelligence level.

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