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Saturday, 3 November 2012

"Minister Without A Clue" Ken Clarke has admitted that he finds his new job "Mysterious and Baffling". Which is exactly what we felt about his previous role in government as well. Ken said:

"I'm a Minister without portfolio, but what does it mean? What do I have to do? Do I still go into meetings or can I just Skype everything from my home office in my underwear? It's baffling me but then again when you get to my age everything becomes a bit baffling. The internet, Gangnam Style and Polish people all baffle the hell out of me. I mean who are you?"

At that point we decided it would be better to leave Ken's bathroom and try and discover if anyone in government actually knew what he was now doing to justify his huge salary.

After intensive inquires (shouting through a open window) to our elected officials we decided that no one knew who or what Ken Clark was. He seemed to be regarded much like that uncle who get's racist at drunken family parties. Everyone tolerates him but no-one knows why, it's generally all well and good until your brother turns up with his new half cast girlfriend.

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