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Tuesday, 30 October 2012

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Halloween 'Order of the Bloodbath' for Indonesian general the brainchild of George 'Dumb Waiter' Bush

London - "Just checking HM's knickers for paranormal activity," a parapsychologist from the Met's 'Ghostbuster' unit commented, "hopefully there'll be no Jimmy Savile hexoplasm down those murky depths!"

The Buckingham Palace sweep has been ordered ahead of a Halloween state visit by the Indonesian Chief Vampire President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono.

Universally reviled as a blood-sucking dictator the former army general is wanted on West Papua New Guinea genocide charges with a 'citizen's arrest' bounty of £50,000 promised by the UK-based Free West Papua Campaign.

He is due to be gonged up by Queen Elizabeth with an honorary Order of the Bloodbath knighthood at a Halloween ceremony in the Palace's Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wing at tea time Wednesday.

Later in the evening hordes of champagne-sloshing royal Z-Lister 'Minions of Gozer' will be joining the 'Trick Or Treaty' state dinner for the Indonesian rascal.

"Unless, of course, the Queen croaks it beforehand," a footman chuckled, "in a Halloween karmic payback for shagging loads of pervs."

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