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Monday, 29 October 2012

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A Defiant Winnie Spunkshaw

A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part.

The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead calling for him to be renamed Person 73,711,134,344 in reference to him being the 73,711,134,344th person to have ever lived.

The sick pervert was born on the 31st of October 1926 and was soon honoured with the name Jimmy Savile by his parents, The Duke and Duchess of Savile. The creepy weirdo kept this name for 84 years until his death in 2011.

The calls for him to be stripped of his name were backed yesterday by 68 year old Leeds resident Winnie Spunkshaw who explained:

'I've got lots of Jimmy Savile memorabilia and feel it's tarnished by his perverted actions. I'll sleep better at night if they change his name to Person 73,711,134,344. The dirty bastard.'

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