London - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yes, we're like brothers", said Tony Blair as he defended Michael Levy - his No 1 WMD fantasist, personal bagman and co-author of the biggest conspiracy to pervert the course of justice since General Pinochet was busted for supplying crack cocaine to the House of Mountbatten on Princess Diana's wedding day.
As the Metropolitan Police's crack team from the Serious and Organised Crime Squad continued to grill Levy about his involvement in the cash-for-honours probe today, a spokesman for the Prime Monster hinted to the press that Tony Blair was indeed shitting himself and awaiting that imminent rap on the front door of No 10 which will signal his final exit from the global piss process world stage.
Some sources even suggested that Blair and his wife have barricaded themselves in a bunker underneath No 10 and will refuse to come out even if the Anti-Terrorism Squad break in to get them in a Forest Gate-style raid early tomorrow morning.
Rumours in Whitehall have been rife today that Blair and Levy will face a Bastille Day firing squad at the Tower of London tomorrow along with all the front benches of both sides in the House of Commons.
And that the UK's first lady (sic) Cherry Bush QC is to be sectioned under the Mental Health Act 9/11 amendment before being extraordinarily rendered to Broadmoor or Rampton ahead of a criminal charges of treason.
Meanwhile in a North London police station, Levy has continued to plead insanity as cops probe him about the origins of his extraordinary wealth, his mafia connections in Saudi Arabia and a string of back-handers received from the offshore bank accounts of North korea's President Kim Jong ill.
Other lines of questioning include his involvement with Dame Shirley Porter's disastrous gerrymandering adventures in the 1980s when Margaret Thatcher ran organised crime in the United Kingdom and paid foreign hoodlums to move into dodgy public sector housing in the London Borough of Westminster, which they subsequently purchased at knockdown prices before reselling to Tory voters connected with sleaze in the Major administration.
Levy has denied all allegations of impropriety or of selling lordships of the manor to convicted IRA gangsters who have re-invented themselves as bonafide London restaurateurs, bar-owners, clothing retailers and purveyors of political tat such as Public Relations.
But London cops are still grilling him this evening and a statement is expected imminently as to whether Poodle's little charming chihuahua companion will be allowed off the leash or will face that ultimate dog pound at HMP Belmarsh along with his master.