Written by Backandtotheleft
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Topics: Sex

Saturday, 20 October 2012

A study has found that at the age of twenty five women have more bad sex than they do good. At the age of twenty five Back and to the Left news just wishes that they could have some sex, any sex. But this article isn't about us it's about something else here's a spokesman:

"Women of a certain age are settling for more bad sex than ever, they just lie back and accept it. Waiting until their lover makes a satisfied groan and rolls off the top of her. Hell I'm having sex right now and it's not affecting me giving this interview."

A number of theories have been put forward as to why women are having bad sex. None of them make any sense. But remember girls practice makes perfect and Back and to the Left news are willing to practise with every woman we meet until we get good.

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