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Friday, 19 October 2012

Manchester has been voted England's "sexiest" city in a poll conducted by someone with way too much time on their hands. Back and to the Lefts hometown of Hull didn't even make the top twenty, which is a shame. Syphilis first cases in England were diagnosed here and you don't get anything much sexier that syphilis. Tom Potter of the "Are Cities Sexy" group said.

"It's nice that Manchester has been recognised as Britons sexiest city. From the dilapidated buildings in Salford to Mario Balotelli Manchester exudes sexiness like a boil weeps pus"

Saying Manchester is the sexiest city in the UK is like getting an award for being the least racist Millwall fan. It's nice but it means fuck all when you look at the rest of the competition.

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