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Wednesday, 17 October 2012

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All the takin-piss-out-of-government fun started on one of these things. Rad.

Supreme computer nerd and absolute legend Andy McKinnon has escaped extradition to the US to face hacking charges, giving weight to the assertion that geeks shall inherit the earth.

After a ten year saga McKinnon has resisted the wishes of the most powerful nation in the world and had the UK Government astonishingly jump through hoops for him. In the vast majority of this time McKinnon has been in his pants playing Tetris.

After successive Home Secretaries gave the go-ahead for his extradition, McKinnon simply said he would commit suicide if he were extradited, despite perpetually grinning like a Cheshire cat getting head.

Infact it is believed McKinnon wore a permanent stony scowl before he liberated the American documents and became the smirking shot caller that he is today.

McKinnon is this morning the most powerful man in the world.

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