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Tuesday, 16 October 2012

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Un-frikkin-believable. The Spoof clearly thinks so, given the caption explanation.

The sense of shock and disbelief at the recent revelation about Jimmy Savile is still palpable around the nation and in media circles.

The general public have been left stunned with amazement as Jill, a sales manager Bristol noted, "I was stunned...with amazement when I found out."

That same level of astonishment was evident in engineer Jack, from Auchtermuchty, "Aye twas a jolt ill tell you. All these years we thought wrongly about Savile."

BBC executives have also been genuinely shocked and in a state of wonderment, as one said "We're struggling to come to terms with it, we were wrong about Savile so many times and most people were. I mean one 'L' in his surname - I still can't fully comprehend it."

When pressed on the paedophile claims the executive quipped, "well that was obvious, he dressed, looked and acted like one didn't he? But that surname of his, oh I oughta...."

Meanwhile all tracksuit manufacturing has now then, now then ceased. After all chavs and neds handed theirs in, refusing to be associated with the slithery sicko, who is so dead, if he were alive.

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