Sources close to Tony Blair say that a new report published yesterday states that Weapons of Mass Destruction could well have been present in Iraq before the conflict, however were destroyed by Weapons of Mass Destruction destroyers.
It is claimed that former Iraqi president Saddam Hussain had in his possession not only several weapons capable of mass destruction but also the weapons required to destroy the weapons on masse.
This latest report adds weight to the governments claim that they had intelligence prior to the conflict which suggested that the crumbling rogue state was a threat to the world.
"This backs up our claim." Said a spokesman for the government. "To us it is clear that Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction and also Weapons of Mass Destruction Mass Destroyers, which he used at the beginning of the conflict to destroy the Weapons of Mass Destruction on masse."
"The issue here, is not whether Saddam had Weapons of Mass destruction, but whether he had Weapons capable of Destroying the Weapons, which in turn could have been used against American or British Weapons, leaving us without any WMD's at all. It is entirely possible that the weapons actually destroyed themselves. I mean, is it any coincidence that we claim Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction and now the country has been flattened?"
The tattered remnants of Iraqi resistance denounce the integrity of the evidence, suggesting that the mass destruction of the Weapons of Mass Destruction was not a destruction carried out on amassed Iraqi weapons of Mass Destruction, but in fact a destruction resulting from the mass of weapons that the American forces used to destroy a mass of reletively harmless Iraqi weapons.
The weapons, known as Weapons of Mass Weapons of Mass Destruction Destroyers, or WMWMDD's, have not yet been found, but the search continues amidst speculation that these too have been destroyed possibly by WMWMWMDDD's.