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Friday, 5 October 2012

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He'd do anything to get Boris Johnson into Winston Churchill's four-poster bed!

PM, David Cameron, who seems to have fallen out of love with Nick Clegg, has been constantly "wooing" BOJO, alias Boris Johnson, the RT Hon "Mare" of London, to come and spend a night or two at Chequers with him.

It seems David is quite lonely since his bust-up with Clegg and needs a hand to hold and shoulder to cry on, but BOJO flatly refuses to surrender to Cameron's advances.

He prefers to spend his nights clubbing in London and a lonely night in the countryside with Cameron is not on his agenda he prefers a bender.

But Cameron is determined to get him down to Chequers come what may because if Boris does not become his friend soon, he might have to ask Ken Clarke and he's not so pretty, too old and smells of decay.

BOJO gave the following statement about the Cameron flirtations, here it is, "if he wants me he's gonna have to pay me more and stop flirting with that Merkel bitch!"

Cameron, in a last ditch attempt offered BOJO Winston Churchill's four-poster bed to sleep in with who ever he chose! He also promised BOJO that he would not bother him with his personal problems concerning Clegg and invited BOJO for a midnight swim in the heated pool, naked and any "female" of his choice; unfortunately Christine Keeler was not avaialable, her zimmerframe needed oiling!

Smutty Conservatives never change!

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