Schoolteacher Mr P Doe File has not been seen since last Monday where he failed to show up for his algebra class and it is believed he has run off to start a new life overseas with an embryo he has been grooming.
He told a close friend that the couple were very much in love and the couple have been inseparable since the summer break when he was teaching her cell division.
Interplod have circulated photos of the couple at a couple of housing estates near their office as this was all they could fit in as it was near to going home time.
It is believed File will try and get work overseas as something low profile like president or GameShow host.
Staff at a Hotel in Bordeaux became suspicious when File booked in as Popeye the Sailor Man and his apparent spouse was in a jar but her passport showed she was 39.
File was arrested at the Hotel by the local Police and his embryo girlfriend was sent back to the UK by post.
File protested he was Popeye, squirting spinach in his pipe as he was pushed into a padded cell. Extradition proceedings are continuing but nobody wants him back.