Abu "Hook" Hanza, the radical terrorist, has challenged the Government for keeping him in Belmarsh prison for the past number of years, and has said that he should be released immediately prior to any sort of extradition.
He claims that he was playing Monopoly with the warden last night, and when he landed on the "chance" square, was awarded a "get out of jail free" card.
He further claims that there is nothing written down anywhere - and he has checked carefully using his one good eye - either in the prison constitution or on the prison noticeboards, that says he can't use the "get out of jail free" card to actually get out of jail!
He then concluded by insisting that he actually lost his arms in a game of poker and not in an explosion while working on reconstruction schemes in Afghanistan in the 1990s.
And he also objects to the authorities continually saying they are "keeping an eye" on him.