Written by Rocky Kray
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Topics: Driving, Theft

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

The Police have stepped in to insist that all get away drivers are tested under new Bank Robbery rules.

Chief Constable Pinhead declared that getaway drivers are giving the British Motorist a bad name, often parking on double yellows outside the Bank when free parking was available at nearby superstores and then racing about changing their car every couple of miles when the first car was still in good order.

"They are wasting their time as we are all busy with Doughnuts at Marges leaving do, so slow down and stick to the highway code. And no need to worry about helicopters , we lost them all in the cutbacks."

"if Bank Robbery teams can send in their full details we will raid their houses at 4am as we have previously arranged"

"Get away drivers have until November 5th to apply for testing or there will be fireworks",stressed Pinhead

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