Written by Rocky Kray
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Topics: Abu Hamza

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Abu Hamza has asked the Court if he can be allowed to walk to the U.S. as part of a sponsored walk to collect for Charity.

Hamza said he wanted to save the UK taxpayers money and at the same time do something useful..

Using the little known route through Pakistan, Afghanistan and adjoining counties would allow Hamza to collect greater revenue than in the hold of a container ship.

The walk anticipated on lasting around 20 years would also include the Blue Peter shoe appeal and Dick and Doms walkabout in an effort by the cleric in raising his profile with a younger audience.

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