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Saturday, 22 September 2012

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Smouldering bits of a Buzz Aldrin-thermed NASA sick-bag

Scotland - Prince Philip has blamed carnivorous aliens for last night's 'meatier shower' that bombarded Balmoral with tons of firey space-sh*t.

The equinoctial dump saw a huge dollop of methane-rich ET by-products ejected over Royal Deeside by a mysterious sapphire-colored craft.

This morning large patches of the Castle's turds - er...turves! - were still smouldering as grouse-beaters fought back the fumes ahead of the day's planned annual budgie - badger! - cull.

"Maybe it's another International Space Station lav mishap," apologetic MoD officials queried as groundsmen in sh*t-proof waders hosed down the residence.

Remnants of toxic space artefucts have been discovered including something looking suspiciously like a NASA-issue tampon and a Buzz Aldrin-themed sick-bag.

The incident is said to have maddened the Queen who fears she's the target of space sh*t-toting stalkers after three more corgis dropped dead from sky-borne crap.

The Aurora Borealis is to be renamed the Royal Northern Frights.

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