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Saturday, 22 September 2012

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He didn't go to Eton

Gang warfare is feared in the streets of London following Andrew Mitchell's reference to a policeman at Downing street as a 'fucking pleb'. The government's new Chief Whip believes the police are lower class people.

Gang leader David Cameron was quick to condemn the Chief Whip, but Mitchell reminded Cameron that he was suspected of having previously plotted to upset old ladies and had even tripped up disabled people.

A video of the policeman being called a fucking pleb, posted on the Internet, has caused riots in Manchester. Tories claim the Police Federation is behind the riots.

Meanwhile U C Tube or Upper Class Tube has placed a video on the internet of David Cameron and George Osborne singing their favourite song:

"We are the Masters, you are the plebs
We are Upstairs - you are downstairs
We are the Prefects - you are fags
Know your Place
Know your Place
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE"

The Police Federation are working on their response - Our lot is not a happy one!

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