Written by Rocky Kray
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Monday, 24 September 2012

In a bid to increase its profile, national supermarket chain Asburyco are going to allow those suffering under the cut backs to have free food in a soup kitchen / food parcel kind of arrangement.

During daylight hours any participant can go to any branch of Asburyco and take what they want! After a brief logging of the items in the Security guard office and being taxied to the local magistrates court by the local police, they can enjoy a lamb casserole in a cardboard tray whilst the court security clean their shoes outside the cell door.

During the night will entitle you to a cardboard tray all day breakfast under the same scheme .

The other food giants are considering if this scheme is better than the mantraps placed in the wheelie bins scheme at the back of their stores for being more humane.

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