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Friday, 21 September 2012

The Western Australian Revolutionary Party (WARP) is considering expanding its influence into the US and UK political arenas to be become a true global force.

Party Leader george Fripley said 'We are particularly keen on appealing to the right-thinking silent majority, because it stands to reason that it would be un-Westralian not to appeal to these people, although we have as yet not defined what being un-Westralian actually means. There are a number of key policies that form a platform on which we will run to get the world up to WARP speed.

'To make sure it understands the electorate's needs, WARP will guarantee that it will walk a mile in everybody's shoes. To make this possible the party will begin a campaign of doorknocking to ascertain the shoe size of everybody in the UK and USA. Once this has been done, we will send an appropriately sized party member to your door, equipped with a properly calibrated pedometer and borrow your shoes for a one mile walk. We expect this to take some time, as party membership is currently quite small and the range of foot sizes is therefore limited (and we don't want to get blisters from this exercise), so please be patient with us.

'Once we have done this, we will come back with a fully integrated party political policy platorm. This platofrm will be constructed from non-core promises, half-truths, and blatant fabricatins and misrepresentation of what we learn. We anticpate it will take us 25 years to achieve this.

George Fripley told us that he has now made a website to inform averybody about his party, however when asked, he couldn't remember what the address was, or how his party is funded, or whether it exists at all.

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