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Thursday, 20 September 2012

More legal action is set to be launched by the Royal Family following the publication of a snapshot in a Dutch magazine showing Queen Elizabeth sitting on the toilet eating a hot dog.

The photo alleged to be shot from a hidden camera carried by a member of the Queen's staff was taken during a private family moment celebrating the birthday of grand daughter Princess Eugenie.

"She's furious" claimed a royal insider "It's not often due to work commitments that the family manage to get together and when they do the Queen likes to relax like any other normal person" the insider remarked "and now someone's gone and printed a photo of her with her trolleys down around her ankles and tomato sauce dribbling down the side of her face"

Scotland Yard were immediately called and later arrested a Windsor Castle toilet attendant found with a 50mm zoom lens concealed in his underpants

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