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Monday, 17 September 2012

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Richard III at Boobsworth

The discovery of the body of Richard III in the Leicester car park has
caused consternation in Royal circles as his body was found without any clothes on.

Royal authority Kneel Starkers told a press conference outside Crystal Palace that the the Queen, already worried by Harry's naked ass and Kate's breasts, exclaimed that this was another bad anus for the royal family.

News that Richard III had been naked in 1485 after the Battle of Boobsworth has explained why the Tudors took over. The country had experienced too much nudity in high circles and wanted monarchs with clothes on.

This comes as a warning to the Windsors because it is thought that photographs of Prince Charles are due to appear in Spain where he was on holiday with Diana. She lies beside him naked and he is talking to a lump of seaweed!

One wonders if we might yet see the final backside of the Windsors.

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