Written by Backandtotheleft
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Topics: Prison, Drag Queens

Saturday, 15 September 2012

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To men and you this is a man. To prison wardens it's a teenage girl.

A drag Queen is suing prison chiefs in the US for $13million after he was sent to a woman's prison by mistake. The female impersonator said the other women made his life hell once they discovered he was a man. They refused to paint his nails for him or crimp his hair.

He said: "Once they realised I was a man the game was up. Everyone was so horrid to me I became a outcast. Sad, alone and terrified I even thought about killing myself but I'm a fighter and I'd never do that. It got so bad that on the end when I asked the girls "does my bum look big in this?" they said yes!"

The prison authorities said they had no idea that this woman was in fact a man. It does make Back and to the Left news thankful that we live in a country where medical professionals can tell the difference between a penis and a vagina.

In the prison bosses defence he did tick the box saying "female" on his prison registration form. Who would have thought a criminal could be dishonest eh?

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