The appearance of Kate, Princess of Cambridge, topless in a French magazine has resulted in rioters destroying the French embassy in London.
Banners decrying the French assault on our 'Queen to be' were waved as bricks and petrol bombs cascaded into the inner realms of the French building.
Prince William, leading a group of lightly clad ladies, raised his fist to announce; "FRANCE WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT ON OUR RELIGION" as his ladies stormed the Embassy.
Prince Harry flew his helicopter in Afghanistan into the camp of the French troops in the country and accused them of 'bare arsed infamy'.
The photos taken when Kate was sunbathing in France at a private house have outraged the whole of Britain and the entente cordiale has turned sour.
Day trips to Paris are being organised so Brits can view the photos and become even more outraged at the assault on Britain's integrity.