Written by Talking Tic-Tacs
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Topics: Police, Hillsborough

Friday, 14 September 2012

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Sir Norman Bettison, probably

After yeserdays report into the Hillsborough tragedy exposed a police cover up, the most senior serving officer at the time, Sir Norman Bettison, has issued a full and unreserved 'fuck you' to victims and their families.

Now Chief Constable of West Yorkshire Police, Bettison denied any responsibility and again suggested Liverpool fans were partly responsible for the tragedy, saying they made it "harder than it had to be."

This contradicts the report's findings which exonerate Liverpool fans from any blame for the disaster.

Sir Norman Bettison was knighted in 2006 for Services to Denigration of Victims, and those associated, of Tragic Events by Implicating them as Somehow Responsible.

Bettison has also said that victims of the 7/7 London bombings were 'not helping themselves by being in London', and that civilian casualties of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars 'shouldn't have been so civilian in a warzone', as well as saying victims of 9/11 were 'asking for it' and that victims of the Piper Alpha oil rig disaster 'should have known it wasn't safe working in the middle of the ocean'.

Sir Norman Bettison is a fanny.

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