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Thursday, 6 September 2012

Leaked news from Balls House, headquarters of the Labour Party, has revealed Mr Milliband's preferred outcome of the airport review project. In an attempt to court support from all parties the Leader of the Opposition (sic) has asked his advisers to consider siting a third runway for Heathrow in the Thames estuary.

This is the perfect outcome some flunkey was said to have uttered although this may have referred to RVP going to Manchester United.

Mr Milliband is said to believe that this proposal would deliver on the demands of Third Heathrow Runway campaigners without actually inconviencing locals by siting it alongside the other two. It would also cause maximum embarrassment to the PM by supporting the proposals of the London Mayor, Lord Boris of Eton.

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