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Wednesday, 29 August 2012

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A fright for four-eyes, eh?

London - Someone has told her that Friday's 15th anniversary of Princess Diana's death 'will be a double whammy' in royal RIP terms.

And that the day's Full Moon is a portent of HM's own demise.

"Bloody stuff and nonsense if you ask me," Prince Philip has commented, "daft gal's so damn superstitious she's wearing lucky rabbits feet instead of ear-rings.

"Should make the Paralympic Opening Ceremony a site for four-eyes - er...sore eyes!"

Irrational feelings of her own impending death have seen the Queen order the Princess Diana Fountain drained and concreted over 'to weaken the dead woman's hex'.

But a change of medication for chronic conditions 'like congenital paranoia' and Queen Mother-ish bunions have done little to calm HM's fears.

"Ahem. The Queen will most definitely not drop dead on this Friday," Palace spokesperson Lord Luce-Cannon explained, "because we're all betting on September 11th."

Nevertheless online bookmaker Aintgottaprayer.con is still offering odds of 8/13FAV for Friday's long-distance heart attack stakes.

You can blame more lurid Prince Harry revelations if you need an excuse.

Or the power of lunar forces over the long running royal hoax.

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