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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

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The shock of seeing Prince Harry naked on the Internet has caused problems throughout Britain.

Prince Charles announced that he could not believe 'a son of mine could behave in such a manner'. Prince William said he 'half-believed' Harry had been naked.

Spoof, of course, will not lower itself by publishing Harry's naked body. It has been decided at the highest levels that 'looking at the Prince without his clothes on would endanger the future of the Monarchy'.

An insolent hack murmured that 'it looked as if the future of the Monarchy would be safe in Harry's hands'.

The Queen has not commented but has made sure that her disapproval is noted. Prince Philip has made it known that it was only age that prevented him joining Harry in his escapades.

A message from Harry himself has come to our notice but it cannot be published because it might lead to copycat behaviour.

Birthday suits have run out in Harrods.

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